The scary sauce that never was
Have you ever been scared by a recipe?
I have!
I got scared by one just this week. So much that it almost put me off.
Even though my default attitude in the kitchen is that everything is easy and nothing is a failure. But some recipes use language that is right out scary, so it can easily happen.
Here's the story:
We had a bunch of asparagus ('tis the season!), and I fancied a Hollandaise sauce: a bit of silky luxury on an otherwise ordinary weekday night.
I have made this many times before, but not for quite for a while (no idea why!), so I thought I better look up a recipe to be sure I remembered the concept correctly.
So I consulted one of my cook books... and the recipe confronted me with this opening line:
"Hollandaise is the scariest sauce to make..."
(Nigel Slater in Appetite, if you're wondering. I'm sure he didn't intend to scare anyone, but...)
Now... it was quite late on a busy weekday (vegbox day in the shop!) and we needed some dinner quick.
Not the day for a scary sauce, surely? Maybe I was getting carried away with fancy ideas here? Hollandaise sauce on a Wednesday night? Look, it says it's scary, you are tired , surely it will all go wrong. Who do you think you are to think that hollandaise is easy? And so went the chatter in my head...
For a minute I was about to give up on the idea. I'm not taking any risks on a Wednesday night. What will my husband think of a botched dinner?
But then I pulled myself together: Look, you have made it before, you know it's not really that scary at all. It's delicious and it's exactly what you fancy right now. What is the worst that can happen? Fact: a curdled sauce still tastes delicious.
Why on earth would you allow a recipe to put you off?
So I did it: I made my sauce, and it was delicious! And no, it wasn't difficult, and it didn't go wrong.
Must make that more often!
If you have been put off making Hollandaise, read on for my top tips!
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If you remove all the faff and the fear, it really is quite simple: whisk eggs yolks, butter, some acid and flavourings in a warm (not hot) environment until thick and silky.
* The basic concept: the sauce thickens through completely mixing (emulsifying) the yolks & butter, with the help of a little acid.
* Basic ingredients: egg yolks, butter, acid, salt, flavourings. Start with mixing the egg, butter and acid, add salt and flavourings later in the process.
* The one thing to remember: Do not overheat (this will cook the eggs and make them curdle).
* Solution: Mix it in a bowl that sits over a pot of just simmering hot water (so you avoid direct heat).
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Btw, this simplified version is exactly what Mary Berry shows in this video. Yes, it's so simple that everyone can do it!
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A final note on 'complicated' hollandaise recipes:
Vinegar (or wine) are more intensely acidic than citrus juice, so some recipes call for a reduced liquid to be prepared. Not difficult to do but it's an extra step that is entirely optional. You can use straight vinegar (Mary Berry does in the video above) - just use a dash and taste before you add more.
To make a reduction: flavourings (chopped shallot/onion/peppercorns/herbs) are boiled with the vinegar or wine until most of the liquid evaporates, reduced to just a couple of spoonfuls: Discard flavourings, and use this highly flavoured but less sharp liquid as the acid in your sauce.